Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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