you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
Randomize
