My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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