Don't you send me to vm
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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