Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
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