What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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