I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
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