i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
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There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
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