The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
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