? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
i used baking grease as lip gloss
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
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