my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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