I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
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