That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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