But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize
