Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
how drunk are you?
Several
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
Randomize
