Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
Randomize
