maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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