She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
i need some magic done to my vagina
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
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