you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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