And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
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