I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
ha. weirdest feeling ever. just wiped my ass with my non-dominant hand. (eating cheeseburger with right one)
Your grandmother is in heaven weeping.
party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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