You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
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