She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
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