That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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