i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
My vagina just recognized that song.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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