no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
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