Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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