he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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