the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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