He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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