onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
I am spending my child support on dildos
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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