it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
It was like giving head to a cactus.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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