I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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