i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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