Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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