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i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
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