What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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