Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Dick very happy bro
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
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