they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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