I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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