Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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