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i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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