I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
What changed your mind?
Being sober
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
Randomize
