When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
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