I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
whose ass print is on the piano?
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
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