Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
how drunk are you?
Several
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
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