i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
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