love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
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