my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
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