My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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