i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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