Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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